The Sleepy Joe Dilemma

Posted on May 21, 2020 by Robert Ringer


With all the hysteria over COVID-19, people aren’t paying much attention to the Sleepy Joe dilemma the Dirty Dems have created for themselves.  Simply speaking, it is this:

Sleepy Joe, arguably the most flawed presidential candidate in U.S. history, is said to be the Democrats’ “presumptive nominee,” which represents an enormous problem for them.  Why?  Because Sleepy, as I have repeatedly stated, is not a serious candidate.

To the grossly uninformed and/or naïve, this may sound like a contradiction given that Sleepy is the presumptive Democratic nominee, but it is not.  Some readers may not be old enough to remember George McGovern in 1972 and Walter Mondale in 1984.  Both men ran for president on the Democrat ticket, but neither of them were serious candidates, which was borne out by their landslide losses to Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan.

In the case of Sleepy, I again stand by what I said the day he announced his candidacy:  He will not be the Democrat nominee.  What you are witnessing today is nothing more than an illusion created by the bizarre spectacle of 24 reprobate clowns, most of them Radical Leftists, being rejected by Democratic voters in their embarrassing primary.

Those 24 wannabe buffoons run the gamut from an author of mysticism to a fake Indian … to a Willie Brown concubine … to a gay guy kissing his husband on the debate stage … to a multibillionaire who spent hundreds of millions of dollars of his own money in an attempt to do an end run around the other candidates and buy the Democratic nomination outright.

Unfortunately for the Dirty Dems, there was also a communist clown in the race, and his everything-free agenda appealed to much of the envy- and hate-ridden Democratic base, so much so that it looked for a while like he might actually win the nomination.  The Bernie Bros were so confident of a Sanders victory that they were already promising to inflict physical pain on so-called moderate Democrats if their commie hero didn’t get the nomination.

But, alas, it was not meant to be.  Democrats are skilled in the art of creating their own reality, but at some point in time, when it appeared that Sanders might actually win the nomination, they had no choice but to exit their comfy illusion bubble and face the reality that having him as their presidential nominee would mean certain defeat in November.

Zap!  Just like that, they turned up the heat on Bernie in South Carolina, with House Majority Whip James Clyburn enthusiastically endorsing Sleepy, and the rest is history.  To be clear, Sleepy didn’t actually win the Democratic nomination; he was simply standing there, befuddled and confused as always, when the game of musical chairs ended and he was handed the nomination by default.

Now, the Dirty Dems have an insoluble problem on their hands.  They are stuck with a very white, very old man in a state of rapid cognitive decline.  When it became obvious that Sleepy was not ready to answer the bell, they threw together a quick game plan that called for him to be kept away from live television at all costs and, most important, prevented from going head-to-head with Tyrannosaurus Trump.

Sleepy managed to fumble through his basement gig for a couple of weeks, but today everyone — Republicans and Democrats alike — realizes that the basement ruse is not working.  In fact, it’s become a national joke and is getting worse by the day as Trump’s poll numbers keep rising.

The Dirty Dem hope was that because Trump was so universally hated (or so they believed), Sleepy, with the help of his boss, BHO, could edge him out at the polls.  Then, once inaugurated, he would be told to shut up and sit down while Obama directs traffic.  And, trust me, Sleepy would have gone along with such a humiliating plan without a whimper.  For a graham cracker and a cup of warm milk, he would agree to pretty much anything.

Now, as a result of their shenanigans, the Dirty Dems are left with only two options, both of them bad:

Option No. 1:  Pick a vice presidential candidate that would appeal not only to the Dirty Dem base but to swing voters as well.  Then, after his inauguration, Sleepy would resign or, if necessary, be removed from office via the 25th Amendment.

  • The problems with this scenario are numerous. First, Sleepy has already guaranteed the identity crazies in his party that he would pick a woman for his running mate.  The women who ran against him in the primaries — most notably Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Kirsten Gillibrand, and Kamala Harris — are strikingly unaccomplished and unlikeable, to put it mildly, and would virtually guarantee a Trump victory.
  • Ditto Gretchen Whitmer, the moronic governor of Michigan, who has become one of the most hated woman in America, Susan Rice, whose claim to fame is lying with a straight face about the Benghazi death fiasco on five national television shows in a single day (not to mention her lie that she knew nothing about the General Flynn investigation), and, worst of all, the delusional and offensive Stacey Abrams, whose resume consists of a bunch of blank pages coupled with a 6,000-word gushing profile from the Washington Post.

Option No. 2:  Push Sleepy aside and install a candidate picked by the Democrat Party’s power elites.  The problem with this plan is that, by so doing, the Democrat Party would be admitting that the votes of everyday Democrats are irrelevant and thus the primary system itself was nothing more than a sham.  To put it delicately, the Bernie Bros would go ballistic and refuse to accept anyone other than Bernie being coronated in place of Sleepy.

While they talk a good game when it comes to their Radical Left policies, establishment Democrats are well aware that a majority of general-election voters are not ready to submit to becoming socialist serfs.  And let us not forget that a majority of Democrat voters also rejected the socialist policies preached by the reprobate clowns in their own primaries.  It’s precisely how the Dirty Dems ended up with Sleepy as their default candidate.

Of course, anything is possible.  If the Dirty Dems can’t come up with a workable solution to the Sleepy Joe dilemma they created, I guess he could conceivably end up stumbling onto the debate stage opposite carnivore Trump.  I still don’t believe it will happen, but, if it does, Trump might very well end up being charged with elderly abuse.  At a minimum, it would make for very ugly TV and would likely be required to display the X-rated warning “may be inappropriate for children under 13.”

Robert Ringer

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