A horrible thought has been stirring around in my head lately. You know what they say about being careful what you wish for. Like most red-blooded Americans, I’ve long looked forward to the day when the FBI drops the hammer on the Crooked Cackler (a.k.a. Hillary the Horrible or the Face of Evil). But now I’m not so sure that I want the process to move forward too quickly.
Why? Because now that it’s crystal clear to everyone smart enough not to have bought into the media’s narrative that Hillary will easily beat Donald Trump, the FBI could be a spoiler by ending her pathetic candidacy and opening the door for Joe Biden and perhaps Cherokee Liz to enter the race. Granted, both of them are certifiable idiots, but in today’s America, lunacy rules the day.
The perfect time for the FBI to make the good news public would be two or three weeks before the election. That would throw the Dirty Dems into disarray and create hysteria in throughout their corrupt ranks. But if the FBI presents its damning investigation results in the next month or so, that would sink Hillary before Trump has a chance to slice and dice her into skunk filet.
The only good thing about Hillary’s being given the boot early is that Trump would force Biden/Warren to go on record as staunch supporters of all of Obama’s disastrous policies — from Obamacare to the increased importation of unvetted Syrian refugees … from the phony Iranian nuke deal to supporting sanctuary cities … from stricter gun-control laws to shutting down the entire coal industry.
True, the Crooked Cackler is already on record as supporting virtually all of BHO’s anti-American policies, but she’s so universally disliked that it would be no contest, whereas Uncle Joe has the advantage of coming across as a likable buffoon.
That said, please, Mr. Comey, take your time. We’re all looking forward to Hillary shrieking “vast right wing conspiracy” to the rooftops, but not just yet. Now that she’s dead meat, we all need to take a deep breath, step back, and be patient.