The Finger Licken’ Good Strategy

Posted on February 20, 2024 by Robert Ringer

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If you like being entertained, you have to love the commercials being put out by Biden’s PR team in a desperate attempt to convince people he’s really just a harmless old dufus.  Their hope is that you’ll remember Dr. Jill’s plea to just hold your nose and vote for him.  To date, the most cringeworthy commercial Joe’s PR team has come up with has Joe eating fried chicken with a black father and his two sons … and, of course, talking basketball with the boys.  The only thing missing was the watermelon.

In fairness to Democrats, you can’t blame them for insulting the intelligence of black voters with ads like this.  After all, they’ve been getting away with it since they proclaimed themselves to be the savior of African-Americans via Lyndon Johnson’s Great Society scam.  With every fake act of benevolence, Democrats demonstrate their low regard for black voters.  The best example of this is Democrat insistence that it’s racist to require a government-issued ID to vote, because blacks are too stupid to figure out how to get a driver’s license.

Even the most ardent Democrats realize Biden is a puppet president, but that doesn’t deter his PR people.  Everyone, with the possible exception of Stephen Colbert and Rob “Meathead” Reiner, realizes that he’s been committing crimes against the United States for decades.  No problem.  Just play the plausible deniability card and the media will continue to cover up for you.

All was going along smoothly for Biden and his shameless Democrat supporters until special counsel Robert Hur dared to mention his cognitive decline, the cognitive decline that the whole world has witnessed in real time over the past three years.  In his report, Hur wrote, “Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory.”  Thus, he concluded it would be difficult to persuade a jury that he was guilty of willfully committing crimes related to document security.

Really?  First of all, Biden is not a “well-meaning elderly man.”  He’s a nasty pervert who has engaged in crimes against the United States throughout his career.  Not one conservative pundit has bothered to mention the obvious fact that he removed those classified documents illegally over a period of 50 years, thus the fact that he’s now senile is irrelevant.  Furthermore, it’s not a special counsel’s job to guess at how a jury might view someone who has broken the law.  It’s a rerun of James Comey’s “no serious prosecutor” speech that gave Hillary a pass for her serial criminality.

In addition, if we are to believe Biden’s only crime is that he did not more closely oversee his underlings, we also are required to believe that his staff pilfered the documents all on their own, with no instructions whatsoever from their boss.  Even more incredulous, his staff made the decisions to take some documents to Penn Center, others to Chinatown, and, of course, still others to Joe’s garage.  That’s right, scores of different staff members over a 50-year period all made independent decisions to break the law by taking classified documents and deciding where to store them — all without Joe’s knowledge.

Now, the Biden puppeteers have decided that the next big PR stunt is for Joe to proclaim himself to be the border-security president and tell Americans that he’s the man to crack down on illegal immigration.  This is the same border he spent three years blowing open to drug cartels, sex traffickers, and terrorists from all over the world.  If this makes your blood boil, get used to it, because turning the truth on its head is an art Democrats excel in, an art they will be employing nonstop between now and election time.  What other alternatives do they have?  Telling the truth certainly is not an option.

Even the corporate media has raised the obvious question that if Biden is too feeble to be held accountable for his crimes, why is he not too feeble to be president?  But we didn’t need Robert Hur’s report to know that the whole idea of Biden being a real president has been a giant hoax from the outset, going all the way back to the South Carolina primary in 2020.  It’s the longest-running political scam ever foisted on the American people.

Acting like it’s some big revelation that Biden is too feeble to hold the most powerful position in the world is insulting to Americans.  Everyone, including Democrats who protest to the contrary, can see that Biden is a demented old fool who was repeatedly rejected by Democrat voters every time he ran for president, long before his brain ceased to function.

At this point, you can count on Democrats to continue their condescending, finger-licken’ good campaign strategy until November 5 — or until Joe is kicked to the curb by Democrat Party power brokers — in an effort to distract low-information voters from the fact that he is dumb, senile, and hopelessly corrupt.

P.S.  Raise your hand if you’re old enough to remember when the United States was the gold standard for democracy.

Robert Ringer

Robert Ringer is an American icon whose unique insights into life have helped millions of readers worldwide. He is also the author of two New York Times #1 bestselling books, both of which have been listed by The New York Times among the 15 best-selling motivational books of all time.