I’m on a month-long sabbatical right now, but I felt compelled to at least briefly chime in on tonight’s debate. As you know, I have been saying for years that Hillary would never be president of the United States, and I believe that more now than ever before.
Tonight’s mismatch is the beginning of the end for the Face of Evil, as she is about to get bludgeoned to death by Darth Trump. This will be the most one-sided presidential debate in history, with Hillary gasping for air from start to finish.
The only question is whether she’ll hysterically break into tears, shriek vile names at Trump so all the world can see the real Hillary under pressure, or just collapse again like a sack of potatoes. Or maybe she’ll resort to another coughing fit in the hopes of having the crooked refs call off the whole event.
Trust me, dearer reader, you could beat Hillary Clinton in a debate — without any advance notice. Anthony Weiner or O.J. Simpson could beat Hillary in a debate. Even a seventy-four-year-old socialist could beat her — and did! She is, without doubt, the second-worst candidate ever to run for president. But she has a problem the worst-ever candidate didn’t have: She’s not black.
Of course, Lester Holt will probably do all he can to help Horrible Hillary, but I doubt he can do anything but make her look even worse. And if he does try to rig things for her, Trump will kick his butt as well.
Nevertheless, the mainstream media will proclaim victory for Hillary, even while her team is trying to resuscitate her after the pounding she’s going to take. But, as always, their efforts will be for naught. They will only succeed in making even more people recognize just how corrupt the radical-left media is.
Of course, anything is possible. Trump could conceivably lose the election through anything from a hugely successful, massive left-wing voter fraud to another suspicious assassination — the tool of choice for the radical left. But, notwithstanding the potential for such evildoings, the odds are that Trump will make it through at least November 8.
So the question is, are you ready for a Trump presidency? Trump is not a conservative in the National Review sense of the word — thank heavens! — but he’s conservative on many issues such as Second Amendment rights, energy independence, clamping down on illegal immigration, and lowering taxes ad regulations.
But he’ll also make a lot of supporters mad (as he already has) by not following through with mass deportation of illegal aliens, not arresting mayors of sanctuary cities, not implementing a temporary ban on Mideast Muslims, and, above all, not prosecuting Crooked Hillary.
So Trump supporters should get ready for a president who doesn’t think like a politician. He’s a wildly successful businessmen, and wildly successful businessmen are pragmatic. They are not tied to an ideology. They use whatever they deem to be their best option at any given point in time and under any given set of circumstances.
Enough said. Now, let tonight’s bloodbath begin. It should be more fun than the good old days at the Colosseum, so enjoy the spectacle. We’ll have plenty of time to discuss the post-election possibilities down the road. Oh … and remember, parental discretion advised.