Hillary’s Big Mistake — Attacking Teflon Don

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Robert Ringer Comments (28)

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As the end nears for Hillary, she’s following in the footsteps of other Trump victims — Baby Jeb, Robo Rubio, and Tantrum Ted — and wearing her desperation on her wrinkles. Specifically, she’s making the same mistake that her Republican counterparts made — going on the attack against Teflon Don.

Of course, none of Trump’s Republican opponents looked as silly as the Pants Suit Poobah who was once the darling of the Ku Klux Dems. It comes across especially bad when she tries to make up stuff about Trump as though she believes it will deflect the fact that she herself is dangerously close to ending up in an orange jumpsuit.

But let’s be fair here. The little butterball in the Mao pant suits has been pushed up against the wall by a 74-year-old Marxist-atheist Jew who is threatening to beat her in California, then steal the nomination from her at the Democratic Convention. The little woman deserves a bit of sympathy, knowing that she’s about to have the F Bomb (as in “FBI”) dropped on her little fantasy world.

Remember, Hillary, who is vigorously attacking Teflon Don, hasn’t given a press conference since December 4 in Iowa — a full six months ago! Before that, she spent the first few months of her campaign roping off the press and refusing to answer any questions. And to this day, she refuses to appear on Fox News or any show on any network where she knows she might have to field a non-Stephanopoulos type of question.

As a result, she is totally unprepared to face Teflon Don in a general election and should feel darn lucky that she probably will never have to do so. Instead, it’s much more likely that she’ll be spending most of her waking hours working with her legal team in the hopes of plea-bargaining her sentence down from, say, 1,000 years to about 50 years.

And that’s without taking into consideration her email crimes. I agree with Uncle Bernie that “The American people are sick and tired of hearing about [her] damn emails,” because everyone has understood from the beginning that she was guilty of multiple felonies the moment she set up her own private server in her home.

So, yes, let’s just forget about those pesky emails and get ready for the really BIG stuff that’s about to come down on Hillary’s best-laid crooked plans. I’m talking about the treasonous activities of the Clinton Slush Fund (a.k.a. the Clinton Foundation). James Comey is surely a lot smarter than I am, so I think we can assume that he knows the Clinton Foundation crimes make Bernie Madoff look like a petty thief.

Of course, BHO will pardon both Hill and Bill, but they will live out the remainder of their lives wallowing in bitterness, furious that an unknown black kid — a community organizer yet! — and an old Jewish Marxist stole their hopes and dreams from right under their dirty noses.

And to rub insult into injury, that old meanie, Teflon Don, will get away with the horrendous crime of owning a company (Trump University) whose salespeople used hard-sell tactics to sell its products — you know, like virtually every company in the universe does for its products.

I admit I’m going to miss Grandpa Groper and the Crooked Cackler — about the same as I miss my long-departed hemorrhoids. To be fair, however, I feel compelled to point out that my hemorrhoids never lied.

Robert Ringer

+Robert Ringer is an American icon whose unique insights into life have helped millions of readers worldwide. He is also the author of two New York Times #1 bestselling books, both of which have been listed by The New York Times among the 15 best-selling motivational books of all time.

28 responses to “Hillary’s Big Mistake — Attacking Teflon Don”

  1. Leedees111@hotmail.com Lee says:

    You're just having fun now Robert! You are spot on as usual.

    • ◄Dave► says:

      Of course he is having fun, and doing a bang up job at it. Spectator sports can be very entertaining. It is only those who choose to root for a team, and actually think it somehow matters which side wins, who get heartburn over political games and gamesmanship. That is OK, though; those cheering for the hemorrhoids deserve all the irritation and stress, while we laugh at them. 😉 ◄Dave►

  2. Ray Clark says:

    From your lips to Gods Ear, I only prey you are correct!😄

  3. Rocketman says:

    I don't think that the Clintons will be suffering too much. After all didn't I read somewhere that Hell-ary had planned on amassing a TWO BILLION DOLLAR war chest going into the election? When Obama pardons her I expect that she and Bill will probably find a nice country to move to where they don't extradite the citizens and take the remainder of the money and have a nice life. Of course, after she dies she has a big problem. Let's face it, there is no freakin way that she's going to heaven and if I were Satan I wouldn't take her either. I would be too afraid that once she got down there she would try to take it over.

  4. Jpsix says:

    Robert, your commentary is, as always, superbly thought out with serious issues explained logically, with considerable insight, and with a great sense of humor! You are my # 1 political commentator. Keep up the great work!

    p.s. I sure understand the hemorrhoid comparison!!! The "Little butterball in the Mao pantsuits"? Ya, that is as definitive as a Section Detail drawing on an aircraft subassembly!!!

    • Honorary says:

      Me too. Thank you for saying what I want to say and better too. I kept and save most of Robert's article until my computer is bloating now

      • robert john primbs says:

        Thanks for your comment. I know what you mean about storing Robert's articles. what a tremendous reference source.

  5. Kevan Rowlee says:

    Sharing on my Facebook wall.

  6. Robert rdiamondesq says:

    I laughed out loud at "Grandpa Groper and the Crooked Cackler " – pure comic genius. Loved this article. its hard to know where to even start with the Clinton's crimes but I agree the the Foundation is probably the biggest doozy.

    • Richard Lee Van DV says:

      Whwre to start? by digging deeper into the "Body Bags List" and digging up some old/new evidence, and digging into how charges can be made to stick! Yes, Grave-Digging would be a very good place to start in order to END the Clintons once and for all.

  7. You do realize the two biggest leaches on society are the two biggest parties, the D's and the R's.

  8. jonnybh says:

    Come on Robert! Tell us what you really think.

  9. Johnny Twosheds says:

    For all the talk of Trump "really" being a democrat,we must consider that, if this is true, it could be a really great thing. Trump won't wimp out and turn into a disgraceful blob of rancid jello when confronted by the press or confronting ANY Democrat. Nope, As a Democrat he'll fight, and as a "real" Democrat, he's fight dirty as hell!

    The RINOs like Romney may act like southern Belles and gulp, "well,I DO declare" before fainting in shock at Trump's antics. But the rest of us are glad that we finally have a FIGHTER on our side…for a change!

  10. Rock Roach says:

    You know after the Cackler got going today I just got the feeling that,there was some sports broadcaster that went to SMU and played for the Dallas Cowboys, that had to echo out again-"Turn out the lights the party is over".
    And to add to something that I find hilarious,it is all the" uneducated" people (I guess us Bubbas in the South)
    that support Trump and all the educated(degree holders) that support Hillary.All I can tell you is that all of the Middle Class has graduated from Screw U and that we aren't taking it anymore(and I have a degree from Lsu as well).I guarantee you that me and my workmates will be doing our part in Pensacola,Fla.

  11. Jurgy says:

    I believe that the moneyed/corporate/bankster elites will find a way to shoo her thighness into the WH … even if they have to do it illegally – they need her on the inside if they are to maintain the status quo of control of the power and the money …

    • Gil Favor says:

      The clearly widespread and pervasive fear that truth lovers perpetuate is that the Clintons have infinite power and corruption on their side. Well, if that's so, I see a classic pitched battle developing between the crime families (Congress, SCOTUS, WH) and their sponsors, the elites, MI complex and the remains of our judicial system. Yes, if we scratch our heads and harken back a century, we can see that crime has always ruled this nation. Is it merely the Art of the Deal or are we toast once and for all? I see a reluctance, a huge reluctance, for people to believe that truth and justice even exist in these times. People have taken the cue and given up all hope. It sure makes them lose their fight in a hurry.
      Should 'Bammy pardon the nefarious couple, his legacy is SHOT. Love that term, "working on his legacy". He thinks he's deserving of a billion dollar plus library! Ain't it rich?

  12. robert john primbs says:

    Amen!

  13. Jay Smith says:

    Granpa Groper – ooh, that's gotta hurt 😀

  14. vietnamvet1971 says:

    poor hillary grasping for a straw to prop up her Disappointing lagging from (BEHIND) campaign to an Ole dried up Fart Bernie who wants to get the next ( CRACK ) at playing president…

  15. TheLookOut says:

    The LS Media has no shame for shilling for this corrupt POS, as they, like
    the establishment want this elitist party to continue.
    Great article Robert.

  16. Edda R says:

    Thanks for a most 'colorful' essay, Mr Ringer. Seeing HRC in an orange jumpsuit made my day, even if only in imagination. For me, it's not about the Foundation and its 'good works'. It will always be about Benghazi and the tragic, untimely, unnecessary death of American patriots.

    • jo jo says:

      And HRC shrilly screeching "whether it was a protest or some guys just decided to go out and kill some Americans, what difference does it make"… how about the problem is what a transparent, arrogant evil liar she is.

  17. Scott theczech says:

    The fact of the matter is the President is a mixed race president; son of a negroid father and a caucasian mother. The popular media culture likes us to refer to him as a "black" man. Further, I don't remember Ted throwing any tantrums.

  18. david says:

    Oh Robert, the nerve! Someone actually calling Trump on his whack job statements! A Daily Beast columnist today wrote a column on why Trump won because Americans love bser's and at Esquire, Charles Pierce said Trump U was just another long line of corporate scams.. kinda like when Glenn Beck made a ton after getting the boot from Fox selling his apocalypse kits and tin foil hats.. something tells me even you weren't stupid enuff to buy that crap Robert from your great truth teller..

  19. Super says:

    Dear Robert & Fellow Readers –
    Check out Scott Adams' article at blog.dilbert.com, "The Risks of a Trump Presidency". Great job IN FAVOR of Trump. He makes his points objectively & fairly. A must read; has other great insightful postings.

  20. Jerry Christian says:

    Robert, I LOVE your Truth Bombs!!!!!! You have been one of my all-time FAVORITES for decades! What a gifted guy!!! Yes!!! Thank you…

  21. Esther Dlugaszewski says:

    I dislike your disrespectful remarks, regarding Hillary's Looks. I don't care, whether you like her or not, but it pisses me off, because I am an old girl myself….as an educated man, you should refrain from spicing up your own bullshit…You lost me as a potential customer, moron!

  22. Figmo says:

    Hillary may spend the rest of her life in bitterness but not licentious Bubba. Since he lets the little head run the big head and the little head never feels bitterness, he will continue to spend the rest of his days chasing teen agers. He will likely continue to visit his billionaire friend's pedophile isle where he and his convicted sex offender friend can spend their time chasing underage girls.

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