While the Face of Evil pretends to be happy as a pudgy little gay bird, surely she’s not dumb enough, or delusional enough, not to know that straight-arrow FBI Director James Comey and his hound dogs are combing through her emails and records and are likely to drop the long-awaited bomb on her long before the presidential election takes place a year from November.

Of course, no one will ever know all the crimes Hillary has committed (a couple of murders in the mix, I suspect), but a few that she is almost certainly guilty of include transmitting top-secret material using a private server, unauthorized removal of classified information from government control, storing classified information in an unauthorized location, lying to Congress, destruction of government property (by wiping her server clean), lying under oath to a judge about having given the government all her emails, and obstruction of justice.

I’ve been predicting since at least 2008 that Hillary would never be president of the United States, long before the Clinton Foundation, Benghazi, and email scandals arrived on the scene, so Comey and his troops wiping the artificial smile off her face doesn’t excite me that much. My concern is that she may not serve a day in prison, and that’s a very disturbing thought.

Even so, we should all be grateful for what we have — and what will be getting on election night 2016. Just think how much fun it will be to watch clueless, overconfident, drive-by miscreants like Paul Begala, Lizardman Carville, Maureen Dowd, Bill Moyers, Chris (Wet-Leg) Matthews, Rachael Maddow, and Paul Krugman choking on their Hillary pep-rally signs when the early results declare one of those guys you saw on the GOP debate stage last night to be the new president of the United States. There could even be a couple of suicides — but it’s probably better not to get your hopes up.

Ah, life is good … sometimes, at least.