Hillary’s Big Mistake — Attacking Teflon Don

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Robert Ringer

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As the end nears for Hillary, she’s following in the footsteps of other Trump victims — Baby Jeb, Robo Rubio, and Tantrum Ted — and wearing her desperation on her wrinkles. Specifically, she’s making the same mistake that her Republican counterparts made — going on the attack against Teflon Don.

Of course, none of Trump’s Republican opponents looked as silly as the Pants Suit Poobah who was once the darling of the Ku Klux Dems. It comes across especially bad when she tries to make up stuff about Trump as though she believes it will deflect the fact that she herself is dangerously close to ending up in an orange jumpsuit.

But let’s be fair here. The little butterball in the Mao pant suits has been pushed up against the wall by a 74-year-old Marxist-atheist Jew who is threatening to beat her in California, then steal the nomination from her at the Democratic Convention. The little woman deserves a bit of sympathy, knowing that she’s about to have the F Bomb (as in “FBI”) dropped on her little fantasy world.

Remember, Hillary, who is vigorously attacking Teflon Don, hasn’t given a press conference since December 4 in Iowa — a full six months ago! Before that, she spent the first few months of her campaign roping off the press and refusing to answer any questions. And to this day, she refuses to appear on Fox News or any show on any network where she knows she might have to field a non-Stephanopoulos type of question.

As a result, she is totally unprepared to face Teflon Don in a general election and should feel darn lucky that she probably will never have to do so. Instead, it’s much more likely that she’ll be spending most of her waking hours working with her legal team in the hopes of plea-bargaining her sentence down from, say, 1,000 years to about 50 years.

And that’s without taking into consideration her email crimes. I agree with Uncle Bernie that “The American people are sick and tired of hearing about [her] damn emails,” because everyone has understood from the beginning that she was guilty of multiple felonies the moment she set up her own private server in her home.

So, yes, let’s just forget about those pesky emails and get ready for the really BIG stuff that’s about to come down on Hillary’s best-laid crooked plans. I’m talking about the treasonous activities of the Clinton Slush Fund (a.k.a. the Clinton Foundation). James Comey is surely a lot smarter than I am, so I think we can assume that he knows the Clinton Foundation crimes make Bernie Madoff look like a petty thief.

Of course, BHO will pardon both Hill and Bill, but they will live out the remainder of their lives wallowing in bitterness, furious that an unknown black kid — a community organizer yet! — and an old Jewish Marxist stole their hopes and dreams from right under their dirty noses.

And to rub insult into injury, that old meanie, Teflon Don, will get away with the horrendous crime of owning a company (Trump University) whose salespeople used hard-sell tactics to sell its products — you know, like virtually every company in the universe does for its products.

I admit I’m going to miss Grandpa Groper and the Crooked Cackler — about the same as I miss my long-departed hemorrhoids. To be fair, however, I feel compelled to point out that my hemorrhoids never lied.

Robert Ringer

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